An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.
by kekekeklolyeet January 5, 2019

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.
by YoungBlue March 19, 2019

A derogatory term usually used to refer to the mentally disabled, such as those with down syndrome or any form severe retardation, also commonly used against those with speech disorders.
"Look at this fucking Dane!" he said while pointing at the disabled man walking down the street.
"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
by DenmarkHater March 13, 2025

Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.
Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…”
Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”
Them: “Mmhmm.”
Their friend: “Mmhmm…”
Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”
Them: “Mmhmm.”
Their friend: “Mmhmm…”
by SerraBard November 23, 2021

Large, stupid, loveable idiot. Camp as Christmas and proud of it. Gets boisterous when over stimulated and can cause damage to people and property if not preempted and shouted at.
by BigNicey November 24, 2021

Ughhh that name is so boring! It sounds so gay. That kid who has this name must be a pick me and annoying.
by - Newport Beach May 1, 2022

Dane has a small cock
by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019
