Dane

An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.
You see that albino kid over there? Yeah. He's a Dane.

I know right, what a gay ass Dane.
by kekekeklolyeet January 5, 2019
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Dane

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.
Dane: your mom is so fat that she looks like a big ballon

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up dane
by YoungBlue March 19, 2019
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Dane

A derogatory term usually used to refer to the mentally disabled, such as those with down syndrome or any form severe retardation, also commonly used against those with speech disorders.
"Look at this fucking Dane!" he said while pointing at the disabled man walking down the street.

"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
by DenmarkHater March 13, 2025
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Dane

Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.
Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…”

Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”

Them: “Mmhmm.”

Their friend: “Mmhmm…”
by SerraBard November 23, 2021
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big dane

Large, stupid, loveable idiot. Camp as Christmas and proud of it. Gets boisterous when over stimulated and can cause damage to people and property if not preempted and shouted at.
Look at this “big Dane” I know why they chose him to be flower boy at their wedding.
by BigNicey November 24, 2021
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Dane

Ughhh that name is so boring! It sounds so gay. That kid who has this name must be a pick me and annoying.
You know that kid Dane! Yea why. All he talks about it how much money he has.
by - Newport Beach May 1, 2022
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Dane

Dane has a small cock
by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019
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