Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.

This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.

by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007

Cumpire

vampire obsessed individuals who cum over the thought of vampire related sex acts.

Cumpire1337: "Oh I love shooting my milk at the thought of a vampire sticking his teeth in my balls and sucking the sperms out!"

by Mr.Mysterious [oroginal] April 3, 2009

cumping

from the root word Cump:

cumping is the act of ejaculating while receiving oral sex as you sit on a toilet bowl, preferably whiile dropping a duece

1.john cumped all over that hoes face, it was a cump montage

2. usually i like cumping after i drop the duece, it really tops it off

3. my cump smells like salvodorian breast milk ,, i just love the taste

by master of the cumping January 19, 2010

cumping

A series of cumps that a faggot shits out of his ass after anal sex.

Jeff:"I think Jerry is in the bathroom cumping we just had but sex so I bet he has a lot."

by Cock Bag July 5, 2006

Cumpoo

Cumpoo is where you cum into someone's hair and then have them rub it in and wash it off. This means they will have washed their hair with cum so it will be nice and clean.

John:How often do you wash your hair adam?
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!

by Beccles May 22, 2015

Cumpact

Composed or made up of cum
Tightly packed of cum

George tells Tom you look cumpact.

by L.Houses.M January 26, 2017

Cumpad

When your mousepad is so crusty and white with your luxury fluids.

Mousepad: Erik please stop cumming on me. I feel so nasty and crusty. I can't even feel the mouse, the mouse makes me horny, not your cum.

Erik: Shut up Cumpad, I need to cum!

by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 8, 2021