spartan cucumber is a marinated cucumber in an anus for 24 hours, 12 hours room temperature, then a little bit of salt then Num Num Num......
by Always Adventure November 2, 2025
Get the spartan cucumbermug. Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
Get the You slumber, a cucumber!mug. When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.
by yedtds519 March 14, 2016
Get the Cucumbermug. by daddy cum November 4, 2022
Get the Cucumbermug. “Oh snap is that a cucumber”
“nah that’s just John”
“man he is really Cucumbering hard”
“Where were you last night?”
“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”
“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
“nah that’s just John”
“man he is really Cucumbering hard”
“Where were you last night?”
“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”
“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
by UncleChungus June 7, 2019
Get the Cucumberingmug. by LargeLoad22 May 21, 2018
Get the Cucumberingmug. boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017
Get the Flick the CuCUMbermug.