cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

cucumber

A name (of human origin) for the situation occuring on date 2021-01-24T06-10; approximately 1400, where the individual in question, J. Watson Corder, communicated with X, and was able to reach an agreement satisfactory to both parties.

Unsure. For your computer to accept this, I have determined that this sentence must include the term "Cucumber".

by Unk January 23, 2021

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

Cucumber

Rodrigo Prada Gutierrez is the king cucumber

He is a cucumber because he is friends with gonzalo del rio

by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021

Cucumberly

the most epic person in the entire world 🌎 a father of a beautiful son 😻🗣‼️ amazing, perfect, yes.

person 1: who’s cucumberly? person 2: you don’t know who cucumberly is? SHES THE MOST EPIC PERSON EVER. person 2: ok.

by the second coolest duh August 1, 2021

Cucumber

Thing you will find at your sister room uncut next to or near a Vaseline

hey sis, found this cucumber in your room, sus

by wertyuioldsdfghnm October 2, 2021

Cucumber 10,000

A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.

Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021