My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.
by sci-isms May 26, 2025
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Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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When somebody doesn’t know what’s going on and they put their 2 cents in and end up being wrong.
When somebody doesn’t know what’s going on and they put their 2 cents in and end up being wrong.
by Dime$ October 29, 2020
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“I’m not gone lie, you really Munchin and Crunchin right now, cause my nigga you sound fuckin dumb, look at you feelin fuckin STUPID”
by Dime$ October 29, 2020
Get the Munchin and Crunchin mug.When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021
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Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
by Goochflaps December 29, 2023
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Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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