Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Crop Whore

The act of cropping a friend, or ex out of a picture for later use.

Also for deliberately removing an unpopular student/friend out of group photos.

"Wow, Jenny just updated here profile picture with her wedding photo, but cut out her ex-husband!"

"Man, shes such a Crop Whore..!"

by MaxMacus June 9, 2012

Eyeing the Crop

A fancy name for watching Lesbian Porn.

My friends and I were eyeing the crop last night for sooooooooooooooo long.

by Kaptan SNAFU December 16, 2011

Port Lincoln Crop Circle

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"

"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"

by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024

nobblars crop

A throat cyst ,or other non descript throat issue , sexual or not

I've got a sore throat since noshing old bobs john thomas,answer you have nobblars crop you old slapper

by Lilo lil January 25, 2024

Nicotine crop dust

When you shove a disposable vape into someone ass the take a rip while they fart consistently.

She nicotine crop dusted me!

Damn, last night was a movie! Tammy shoved my dispo into her poop shoot and let the biggest ripper go whilst I ripped from the little nozzle sticking from her arse hole. Most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!

by Mikehuntreeks April 19, 2023

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023