Cristian

A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.

Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.

Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.

by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022

Cristina Goiria

Ralph Macchio's wife.

Cristina Goiria and Ralph Macchio are married

by mrs.macchioxoxo March 8, 2022

Cristian Ene-Miron

a sexy ass motherfuckeer. his dick is leaked but women love it lol super huge and huggable.

Wow cristian ene-miron has dick

by BlackNigga56382 March 13, 2022

Cristinashotdogs

Rad Greys Anatomy fan account.

“Have you heard of the best Grey’s Anatomy Fan Account?”
“No I haven’t.”
“The account is @cristinashotdogs you dimwit

by TheTowersofLuis April 17, 2022

Cristiano ronaldo

Cristiano ronaldo is gay

Man 1: I support real madrid
Man 2: bro don’t be such a cristiano ronaldo

by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

Cristien

Cristien is nerd who has more then 2000 hours on rust and has zero friends

Johnny: is that Cristien I heard he has over 2000 hours on rust
tommy: wow that guy is a no life and must have zero friends

by daddyham June 20, 2022

Cristian Ronald

A great soccer player from Argentina, his greatest rival is Lion Mess.

Did you see Cristian Ronald beat Lion Mess last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022