Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015

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Crispy clean

Crispy clean is a phrase that means something or someone is good at something amazing or just cool

Hey Jimmy I am so good at this game I am crispy clean

by anonymous January 7, 2023

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Nice and Crispy or can use Crispy alone

Used to describe a guy that is freshly trimmed, faded and lined up.

I've always used this term to describe my male clients that come in for fades when they're done.

I don't mind when Kris is scuffy, but damn! He looks so fine all nice and crispy!

He just came back from the barber all crispy and he be lookin good!

by MaJESStik2407 April 14, 2016

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crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010

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Crispy Cream

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

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