Chimputter

A chimputter is an office worker who spends their day working on a PC. Typically in a junior position in a role offering limited initiative. Taken for granted and usually viewed as being at the bottom of the pile. These poor unfortunates will likely be out of a job as soon as the technology allows.

No I'm not in IT as such, I'm just a chimputter.

by Vicarious Phil July 9, 2009

chimpuales en el istafiate

animals in your brain...... similar mexican slang for ¨what the hell is up with you¨...... a crazy person

that guy has chimpuales en el istafiate, hes been jumping up and down since the morning

by mufasaman22 July 28, 2009

Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.

Mike is a chimpstork

by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011

Chimpano

A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else

Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?

Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 21, 2011

chimp chaser

White women that go for the black man

My cousin denise is a chimp chaser

by darth veiner January 11, 2015

chimpion

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys

Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.

by bug bugly July 6, 2016

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018