cranial nevernude

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010

cranial bypass

Having too much to drink too many times, or otherwise strained the brain, so that a person doesn't remember something that happened or that was agreed to before. Can be a result of Cerebral Bulimia.

I know I told you that I'd never screw around at college," said Luther, "but that was before I had a cranial bypass at my freshman dorm.

by LA AC September 29, 2010

cranial insaineatosis

the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible

"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."

"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"

by VastoLorde#969 January 4, 2011

Crankcatted

The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.

Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 6, 2011

cranium uppercut

When somebody uses their skull to hit your nose from underneath! Auch.

"Oh shit, my girlfriend just cranium uppercutted my nose. I can't go to class for two days straight!!" - Asbear

by PussyDonut February 27, 2011

craxicab

any cities county transit system that is used to pick up crack or other drugs, commonly the bus line

I couldn't get a ride so i took the 18 craxicab to go pick up.

by fire909 September 11, 2011

crapical user interface

A play on the term graphical user interface, used to describe a poorly designed or hard to navigate user interface

I can't use a flip phone after using a smartphone, I get lost in their crapical user interface.

Government websites always look like they were designed in the 90's and built for IE, quite the crapical user interfaces

by golduck March 28, 2013