cactus

1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick

jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!

by shitmeister2000 October 20, 2006

cactusing

going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds

Hey, are you cactusing tonight?

by Karen Booker May 5, 2012

clacton coastal academy

A population of 1600 goons that think they are hard when they are scared of there own reflection.

Did you see the pussy gang over there? They must come from clacton coastal academy.

by Samuel pigs February 1, 2017

Crac

Crac is an Irish Gaelic word which loosely describes 'fun'
Plus crac is to describe good fun, or "good banter"
Minus crac is to describe fun of a bad taste or "bad banter"
If one is in a "Plus crac" zone and is inputing "Minus crac" this person should be removed from the plus crac zone as it is disrupting the crac.

If some one stops a party... they are minus crac
If some one starts a party... they are plus carc (is the party is good.. or they will be minus crac)
Beer is plus crac
Rugby is plus crac
Unnecessary abuse (verbal or physical) is minus crac

(saying "Minus crac" to some one is a nice way of telling them to shut the fuck up)

by Twinkenham October 23, 2011

cactus

The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.

Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?

by AssFart January 13, 2005

Cactus

Someone who gets alot of pussy, but is still thirsty for some reason.

"Yooo I need to get some bro!"

"Nigga you just had sex like a day ago.."

"I knowwww but Im still fuckin thirsty!"

"You a cactus ass nigga.."

by KenjiMishima June 23, 2014

cactus thingy

Its a phrase that is said after any awkward moment of silence. It refers to a tumbleweed.

(silence)...
okay?? Cactus thingy...

awkward silence tumbleweed

by etrnty May 4, 2009