crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

by nicole November 28, 2003

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

crack den

1. a residence occupied by crack fiends, used for the purpose of smoking, distrubuting, and producing crack
2. editing bay used for film editing which has been lived in for 13+ hours, must contain empty sparks cans, at least one bloody mattress, cracked out film students

Lee got stabbed in the face when he tried to steal a crack rock from Terry Schiavo in the crack den.

by Richard Kim May 15, 2005

crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.

Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.

by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009

Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

Rack-crack

The cleft between the jugs of an amply blessed, top heavy, well-made woman.

Man - "Here love, hold me pint while I nip t'bogs"
Wife - "You wot, can't you see I've got me hands full here. Tell yer wot, just pop it in me rack-crack
Man - "Alreet love, well I'll be quick then, I don't want me beer getting warm"

by An-of-the-Warr September 19, 2012

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014