I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Couldjym

Could. You. Imagine.

"OMFG! WHAT IF MAKY AND WAZZA HAD SEX ON COMPUTER KID'S BED WHILST LEAH WAS MIDNIGHT SQUEEZING!"
"couldjym."

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

by 3mymulls April 12, 2017

couldja

A lazy way of saying "could you"

Couldja try to pronounce your words better?

by awmm May 17, 2020

this could take years

absolute newcomer to english language idioms
straight in at number 1
out of nowhere. here to stay. go check it out

"hey, so what we perceived as normal practically shifted overnight. its like Point Zero."
"Its too early to even imagine where we are going. this could take years."

by Krkič March 23, 2020

This could be a big brain play by Toast

A phrase said most often by Corpse Husband while playing Among Us, as a strategy to get Disguised Toast voted off if he's still alive by late game. No one wants to get caught up in his genius, and imposters especially fear being found out by him.

Toast: "OK... I know who the imposters are."
Other streamer: "Alright, Toast. Who do we vote?"

Corpse: "Wait... This could be a big brain play by Toast."

by friendlybean February 20, 2021