Consciously unsettled

Enjoying life as a single person, and not looking for a partner.

"Why dont you have a partner?"

"Because I am consciously unsettled"

by Miss Dublin January 17, 2022

coinsplain

Unwantingly inserting yourself in important discussions regarding our worlds issues to shill your crypto bags.

Nooo! Wasting energy for useless computations and generating a steady stream of e-waste is totally acceptable as long as it pumps my bags! In fact: Bitcoin is a battery that will lead our civilization to green energy!

Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!

by volt May 14, 2022

Conscriptovitch

A derogatory noun used to describe conscripted soldiers, almost exclusively within the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation

Guy 1: Did you hear what that recruit did? He really fell for the chemlight battery prank!
Guy 2: Frickin’ conscriptovitch

by Pootman0 January 15, 2023

CoinSlave

Also referred to as a “Targeted Individual”. People who have been sold to Multinational banks by the American Intelligence community for experimentation as live cadavers. Banks like Bank of Montreal own Royal Mental Health of Ottawa (which has a vested interest in the diagnosis of pedophilia ),Bank of the west Prinibas ( multinational bank that accepts crypto ) ,Hydro Quebec which produces the electricity needed for experimentation and Consolidated Communications ( which provides the cell towers and also builds the NSA telecom. Centers on military installations. The NSA of course invented bitcoin along with Professor at Cambridge and UC Berkley Robin Hanson who pioneers future predictive markets and advocates for brain mapping technologies. Any CoinSlave knows they are constantly being made aware of their brain’s capabilities and probably suspects it is being mapped. They are also constantly teased by voices predicting their movements very accurately. In a nutshell, a Canadian bank owns me because the NSA sold them my personal information and monitors me to ensure my value is kept stable while medical practitioners perform various procedures on me without my consent in order to advance cyborg technology and bring about Judgement Day. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be heading to Crystal Peak in the Mojave Desert.

Sorry I haven’t been in touch recently. I’ve don’t use phones because they make my ears bleed and I spend my days talking to voices in my head that call me a pedophile. I hate being a CoinSlave. I’d sue the government if the police and lawyers weren’t avoiding me.

by Crucially Dreaming March 4, 2023

consappery

A strong emotion comprised of confusion, sadness, happiness, and anger. Usually used when a person encounters a cute animal.

"That kitten over there has John feeling consappery"

by IronGav July 3, 2023

Droppin' coins in her Emotional Bank

When a guy or girl does nice things for the person that they want to sleep with so they can later make a "withdrawl."

Joe texted Katie that she was such a sweet gal...Nothing like droppin' coins in her emotional bank so he can make a real deposit later on or be a complete ass and get away with it.

by Mis_chievous2 January 4, 2010

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012