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Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments
Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi
by Pootman0 December 14, 2018
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A derogatory noun used to describe conscripted soldiers, almost exclusively within the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation
Guy 1: Did you hear what that recruit did? He really fell for the chemlight battery prank!
Guy 2: Frickin’ conscriptovitch
by Pootman0 January 15, 2023
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