Definitions by Pootman0

Conscriptovitch 

A derogatory noun used to describe conscripted soldiers, almost exclusively within the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation

Guy 1: Did you hear what that recruit did? He really fell for the chemlight battery prank!
Guy 2: Frickin’ conscriptovitch

Conscriptovitch by Pootman0 January 15, 2023

Despacito 

Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments

Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi

Despacito by Pootman0 December 14, 2018