impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

cuddly cooch

This a puss that loves to get around, it craves cock.

Duddddddeeee Kelly has such a cuddly cooch.

by J&J cooch inc. May 14, 2016

fruity nuttsack cooch dip

the act of dipping yout nuttsack into a bowl of fruit punch and dipping them into her vagina

hey i did the "fruity nuttsack cooch dip" on my girl last night

by ramerbamer December 8, 2020

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

Wee cooch

Wee combine with cooch to create a utter act of defiance

Hey what are you doing

cooch wee
Hey stop

Wee Cooch
Hey ⁿ⁰

by grilledpotati October 31, 2019

cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings

heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?

by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019