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impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose
i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025
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cuddly cooch

This a puss that loves to get around, it craves cock.
Duddddddeeee Kelly has such a cuddly cooch.
by J&J cooch inc. May 14, 2016
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fruity nuttsack cooch dip

the act of dipping yout nuttsack into a bowl of fruit punch and dipping them into her vagina
hey i did the "fruity nuttsack cooch dip" on my girl last night
by ramerbamer December 8, 2020
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cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.
I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!
by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014
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Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean
by Crosseyed September 10, 2020
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Wee cooch

Wee combine with cooch to create a utter act of defiance
Hey what are you doing

cooch wee
Hey stop

Wee Cooch
Hey ⁿ⁰
by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
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cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings
heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?
by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019
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