Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

Hot cooch

A warm wet hot vagina

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

cooch connoissuer

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures

I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be

by Timmy Turner's January 4, 2025

Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”

I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends

by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020

cooch

other word for hoo-ha, va jay jay, down there, lady parts, coochie, cookie, muffin, pussay

john: hey lisa i like you a lot
lisa: get out of my cooch man

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 26, 2024

cooched

coochie but shortened

I cooched real hard
you gay whore

by poogobbler May 15, 2023