Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

Cooch-caine

The act of snorting coke from a girl’s thigh to coochie.

I want to do cooch-Caine off of Katie.

by Sheeplord August 2, 2020

Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

Swamp Cooch

Swamp cooch refers to a when a female refuses to clean that gunky discharge out from their many stomach folds, which leads to it fermenting and creating that iconic swampy smell.

Goddamn Allison's smelly Swamp cooch makes me want to blow my brains out.

by Discharge Dean December 6, 2025

Cooch chaser

Michael Goodwin

Michael Goodwin is a cooch chaser

by Jackie chue May 25, 2022

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020