Conservative

A lowly creature that seeks to be relevant in mordern times, someone whos only platform should be the circus.

Normal person: whats a conservative?
Normal person 2: oh you know obe of thise cretin always jabbering "Gawd, gunz n cuntry..hyuk hyuk" (insert banjo tune)

by I'm superior to you November 30, 2021

Anime Conservatives

An anime fan who becomes enraged when an anime distributor/liscensor/adapter (such as FUNimation or Viz Media) releases something other than anime. This usually happens when it comes to live-action shows and movies.

"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"

"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"

"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."

by Karashou May 31, 2016

Conservative

The normal political party.

“Conservative” a rational person that doesn’t have his head up his own ass

by Taytertott February 23, 2021

Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

The Conservative Party

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

by The Queen's son January 16, 2009

neo-conservative

"A liberal who has been mugged by reality." (Irving Kristol)

The difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of "profiling" that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.

by fifilarue August 24, 2014

conservative

one of face of a trick nickel

"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"

by DisneylanDachau April 13, 2007