constic

A person on tiktok with a ginormous penis, his balls are the size of mount everest, he also makes good points.

Person 1: Yo did u see constic's balls?
Person 2: Yeah bro they're massive

by penisballs442 February 28, 2021

Constic

Sexiest man alive

“Yoo who’s that absolutely beautiful chiselled work of art over there?”

“oh yeah, that’s just constic.”

by baka head 123 March 2, 2021

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

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by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

Minecraft Universal Constant

The name for the huge number that is the mulitple possibilities flr worlds in Minecraft.

Hey, what's Minecraft Universal Constant? I never heard of it before.

by ZoZo UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU December 10, 2020

constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave March 2, 2011

constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.

The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004

Common Law Constable

A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.

I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022