concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

Concrete dyke

Adj. A concrete dyke is a woman (Undefined, apparently) who's attracted to other women, while having the appearance of an experienced male concrete worker(hence the expression), or a tattoo'ed biker and having the attraction of males similar to a dumpster fire. Usually a social individual, surrounding itself with other of the same species, it will hunt both in herds of smaller numbers. Typical prey consists of Baconators, smaller individual white men, and diet sodas.

Man, if Shaniqua weren't black, she'd be a hella concrete dyke.

or:

"Amongst the accused of stampeding 16 people to death at black friday in Walmart is, this concrete dyke of a behemoth named Tanya, also known as One-Ton-Tanya in her local community. As she is currently on her third trial of similar infractions."

by Dr. Snøkesnøø March 13, 2023

Concrete sky

The absolute peak of beauty the sky has to offer. Often appers druring down,sunset and noon. The weather should be cloudy and the color pallet determines if it's a Concrete sky or not.

Guy1 : - dude, check the sunset out
Guy2:- damn that's a Concrete sky

by Drunkyy March 21, 2023

Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024

Conure

What you see before you die.

conure:*squawk*
Me:SHIT.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude October 10, 2023

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Concrete balerina

Its a slang for someone built like a balerina made out of concrete…

Someone who looks like they dabbling in dark arts

He looks like a concrete balerina

by JCBee73 November 23, 2023