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Concerta

Methylphenidate (AKA Ritalin, et al) in a unique time release, abuse prevention pill casing. The pill itself is not digested, but passes through the stomach and intestines and is intact in the fecal matter. The mechanism involves a small hole on one side of the hard plastic-like pill, and interior which is 1/2 the medication, and 1/2 an expanding inert substance. When the pill enters the stomach, the stomach acid leeches into the hole and causes the inert matter to expand, slowly pushing out the methylphenidate over a number of hours. It is impossible to crush the pill, and even if it is manage to be opened, the drug itself is suspended in substance which makes it impossible to crush to powder and snort or inject. However, Concerta is rarely prescribed if other options are available due to requirements of the pH and amount of stomach acid in the stomach to be correct. Otherwise, the drug can release too quickly, or not fully release, thus passing without a patient fully absorbing the dose.

If you have attention deficit disorder, speak with your psychiatrist about Concerta. No one posting here including myself has the medical license to describe this accurately, even if they are a doctor.
Concerta has a neat shape, fascinating mechanism of release, and absolutely pathetic results as used as an ADHD medication.
by FaqBasher December 29, 2018
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Concerta

this is a commonly used drug used for kids with ADHD, (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) which i happen to have. it helps people concentrate on their work, and pay attention. If youre like me though, you pop them and stay up for days on end with no sleep, and become increasingly alert and twitchy :) but that MIGHT just be me.
-bro why are you geekin

-i took like 6 54mg pills of concerta and i cant sit still!!!!
by concertaexpert;) November 28, 2009
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Concealment Corner

The place where one puts shit after one brakes it so no one will ever see it again and it can be forgotten, and one won't get in trouble for brakeing it.

The place where one puts shit he doesn't wanna see ever again.
"FUCK i just shattered that fucking light bulb, shit did u see that, it exploded.....CONCEALMENT CORNER!"
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concert socks

Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.
by Sid Barrett October 22, 2007
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Concert Donkey

An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.

The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??

Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.

Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
by BreHill8791 August 28, 2010
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conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.
Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.
by Richard Black April 12, 2005
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kc concepcion..

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by cutie.. March 11, 2004
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