College Confidential 

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.

User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?

College Confidential by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019

College Confidential 

A website where try hards can brag about their stats and over exaggerate them. Also a place where butthurt people that didn't get into their dream school can bash on other people and say that they have no chance of getting into said school.

College Confidential
Asian
Male
Can pay full OOS tuition

SAT: 2390 - 790 Math (stupid bubbling mistake) <- (LOOOOOOL, SURE.), 800 CR/W
Unweighted GPA: Roughly 3.98 or 3.97 (4.7 Weighted GPA) - 12 APs + MVC/DiffEqs by graduation
UC GPA: Probably 4.5 or whatever the maximum is (I have 8+ semesters of AP, all As)
Subject tests: 800 Math II, 800 Physics
Essays: should be decent
ECs: Science League (top 10% award), President of Mu Alpha Theta, potentially officer in FBLA, potentially officer in Science Honor Society, member of Spanish Honor Society,

Awards: FBLA 1st at States(potentially Nationals award in summer), Semifinalist at a statewide business idea competition, NMSQT (nearly certain), Silver key in NE region for Scholastic Art/Writing, Congressional award bronze medal

WILL I GET IN?!?!

BrownButthurt: Good chance! All academics and no character, perfect!
CornellBound: You don't stand a chance. Your EC's are weak.
Harvardisbae: You are well academically but also an inconsiderate person with no character, GOOD CHANCE!

*note all the "potential" - over exaggerating.

College Confidential by GetClocked March 9, 2015

College know-it-all Hippies 

Can be thought of as just extremely liberal college students, where there are shrooms, acid, lots of pot, "hippy"-clothes, classic rock, etc., involved. Can be hardcore, but not nearly as hardcore as the hippies of yesterday. While real hippies have a totally different kind of lifestyle than the average American, College Know-It-All Hippies are just college students who usually come from upper middle-class families where their parents pay for them to go to school, which goes against what actually makes a real-life hippy.

Free speech applies to them and them only--not those dirty, filthy conservatives. They tend to talk about moving outside of the United States, because life in America has treated them oh so terribly (even with Freedom of Speech/Freedom of Expression, which is what these new hippies are based on). They pick out the government's flaws, and they tend to know very little about how money, government, other types of authority work, and then they have the "fuck government/all corperations" mentality based on those little pieces of "knowledge." Many CKIAH tend to think that freedom of expression and freedom of speech mean "I can do whatever I want, and if you complain, you're just a normal person, and being normal is a very bad thing." Many of them actually believe in movies like Loose Change, or any other 9/11-was-a-government-conspiracy BS. Last, they tend to read a lot of books where they say they get their fascinating knowledge, when really, they only read them because the books agree with them--I mean hey, they're know-it-alls.

Tripping CKIAH: "Look man, 9/11 was a government conspiracy! They flew planes into their own World Trade Center, and then the United States tried to destroy their own military! Then they KILLED soldiers by going to war! See what I mean man? Bush is evil!"

Normal kid: "Don't listen to them, they're college know-it-all hippies."

College know-it-all Hippies by werty8u90p-o987t6rertiop May 23, 2007

College Booty 

1. Girls around college age whose asses have started to hang from wear and tear.
2. When a girls booty goes from sticking out, to hanging down.

That girl there has a case of college booty.

College Booty by Dr. Zehas August 26, 2009

College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!

Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.

College Party Guru by KingCPG November 12, 2011

college drama 

College Drama: noun. A narrative about an unfortunate college experience, situation, or event that forced a student to have their college education interrupted.

If I could avoid the college drama one more year, I could graduate on time.

college drama by A. M. Sangster July 21, 2007

College Whore 

A term to describe High School students who imprudently assume college to be an end-all victory medal, occasionally to be shared with compensating parents. College whores tend to be: over studious, impersonal, insensitive, cutthroat, and over zealous. They may join sports, clubs, or participate in other activities not due to interest, but rather to be more "well rounded", and may care more about grade point average than any other human being in their life.

Thomas: "Have you seen Jeff? He joined 3 clubs on the same day. Plus his grandpa died, but he didn't want to be behind in class, so he skipped the funeral!"

Lucy: "What a college whore."

College Whore by theitalian05 October 13, 2011