Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

Conservative

Basically just some pro-life lgbtphobic retards

If you're a conservative, I'd ask you politely to get your ass out of this room.

by Warrior cats August 15, 2018

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

conservative

Qualities of a conservative:

Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Compassionate
Hard working
Disciplined
Determined
Mature
Treats people with respect
Loves America

Qualities of a liberal:

Dumb
pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Hypochondriac
Needs a psychologist

Conservatives ftw

by kyster23 May 16, 2011

Conservative

Politically: Someone who thinks from the right of the brain rather than the left and basing their choices purely on emotions, but basing them on rational and usually religious viewings. The Conservative ideas are not very popular beliefs...according to the American media...and are often ridiculed for their choices that are made and often called homophobic for being against homosexuality or Nazis for believing that war can sometimes keep peace in the human world. Their ideas include:
-Against Gun Control
-Pro-War (most wars)
-Against Abortion
-Against Homosexuality
-Less government interfering with American's lives
-Traditional (usually Christian) choices rather than more reformations of the United States Constitution

These ideas are opposite of the Liberal ideas

Conservatives are constantly made fun of by the media for not wanting change brought to the United States.

by ndh777 February 7, 2009

conservative

Someone who believes in limited government and traditional values they also take a hard stance on the 1st and 2nd amendment and believe they shouldn't be infringed on no matter the certain factors that some liberals believe usurp those ex. hate speech, and assault this means that conservatives think all speech is protected doesn't matter if its "hate speech".

I heard that Steven Crowder and Milo are conservatives they believe in the 2nd amendment and a tight border that vets anyone coming in.

by boii_69 April 23, 2018

Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

by happy moose March 7, 2011