cocksuckery

the art of cock sucking

man, that shit was so fine, he must have gone to the New York Institute of Cocksuckery.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.

That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker

by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004

cocksucker ass-pirate

1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.

Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.

by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010

Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator

Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!

by Whore5 April 21, 2011

Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!

by eda-skip March 16, 2022

Cocksucker

used as an adjective to decsribe someone or somthing that has pissed you off

That dumb cocksucker wouldant know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart

by ldye1990 September 25, 2008