A Clarky is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. A Clarky can be either gender as long as they posess all the qualities a kickass person should.
by Speakdatruth April 15, 2006
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by itsnotcarole November 29, 2013
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by James August 1, 2004
Get the clarts mug.Very cheap vodka drunk by high school and college students. Comes in a plastic handle and a handle (1.75 L) runs for around $12. It is almost unbearable straight, without any mixer.
by James 12423 June 25, 2009
Get the Pride and Clarke mug.The combination of talking with a lisp, dressing like you are from San francisco, and walking on the backs of others to get ahead.
by The Master Don May 1, 2016
Get the clarkin' mug.One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.
by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009
Get the Kelly Clarkson mug.(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".
A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"
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