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Cigaretted-Out

1. Cigaretted-Out is a condition where a person, usually women, is utterly Ravaged by tobacco. The symptoms include dry skin, yellow teeth, crow's feet and a general look of bad health.

2. Cigaretted-Out can also describe a smoker's condition after several hours of steady chain-smoking at an event like a concert. The thought of having another cigarette makes them sick at that point because they have achieved the maximum amount of nicotine that the body will allow.
1. "Look how Ravaged that girl is. She's 25 and looks like she's 40! She's all Cigaretted-Out."

2. "I just got home from Woodstock. I musta smoked 20 packs of cigarettes in 4 days. I'm totally Cigaretted-Out!"
by iceman 69 January 4, 2010
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Cigarette Bootydream

The name is inspired by the song 'Cigarette Daydream' by Cage The Elephant

To perform the act, a female will lower her bootylicious self onto her partners face, so they can perform oral sex. The receiver can smoke a cigarette whilst this is happening. Or alternatively, apply intense 'booty pressure' to her partners face, to make them feel mildly light headed, perhaps like they have just smoked a cigarette.

DISCLAIMER - Apply 'booty pressure' at your own discretion, I will not be liable for any brain damage/ death / or medical issues caused by this.
Dude: Bro, it reeks of tobacco in here. I thought you only burned weed?

Bro: Dude, I hooked up with a Cage The Elephant fangirl

Dude: she smoked a cig whilst on your face?

Bro: yeah boi

Cigarette Bootydream defined is: female will lower her bootylicious self onto her partners face, so they can perform oral sex. The receiver can smoke a cigarette whilst this is happening. Or alternatively, apply intense 'booty pressure' to her partners face, to make them feel mildly light headed, perhaps like they have just smoked a cigarette.

booty cage the elephant cigarette cunnilingus
by NugsAhoy October 28, 2015
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nails cigarettes

The only truth in advertising tobacco company. if you really didn't notice it in almost EVERY FRICKIN Kevin Smith movie then here is you wake up call. Nails Cigarettes are unfiltered, untolerable by right wing america, and you are unlikely to survive more than ten minutes while smoking them. have fun. oh and...
... got nails? Yeah? good... i only put this here because "Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words."
by Quick Stop Clerk May 16, 2005
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cigarettes

A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger
"Jackie, you gotta stop smoking cigarettes."
by Aeon_King April 27, 2006
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Cigarette

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005
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cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
by Steven-O January 11, 2010
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Cigarista

a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from Barista
1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff

2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars
by enbediz March 8, 2010
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