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Choingus

Damnnnn, she's such a CHOINGUS!!!!
by InhALExhALEChoingus February 7, 2026
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Choding

Choding is when you grab the tip of your meat hose and squeeze it downward, making your hotdog wider and thicker than it is long.
I'm choding it right now, you wont know what hit you!!!
by Litzo June 18, 2025
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Choking on a strawberry

A sexual innuendo in the queer community for a queer person making out with or having sex with another queer person.
"I totally choked on their strawberry last night."
"I wish someone would choke on my strawberry."
"You can come choke on my strawberry."
"Nobody hmu, I'm choking on a strawberry."
by gardenofrunar July 7, 2025
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Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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cooling glasses

Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.
"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
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sun cooling

sun cooling is when a person is on the highway in a car on a hot summer day and the sun is focused directly on a part of your body so you wind down all the windows to let the cool air work as an ice pack to some degree.
Mother: why do you have all the windows down?
Boy: because im sun cooling da!
by you-lil-monster August 30, 2010
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Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
by panicphan July 1, 2014
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