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NME Child

The NME is a (rubbish) weekly music magazine/newspaper.
The NME Children are those who read it religiously, and once the NME says/does something, they do it too, to be cool.
One Prime Example: The NME says they like Pete Doherty, all the twelve year olds run around screaming they love him. Once the NME decides he broke up The Libertines, thus the NME don't like him anymore, the NME children rip up all their posters, cross out the hearts with his name written in them, and run aroud saying they hate him.
Normal person: What style of music would you say The Futureheads are?
NME Child: Art punk! The NME says so.

Normal person: Do you like The Killers?
NME Child: Of course I do! They're in the NME, like... Every week!
by Crowe Crimson May 13, 2005
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Child Molester

A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.
Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...
by AOM August 19, 2008
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wild child

A teenager, male or female, usually in the range of 13-16 years old, who likes to go wild and have a good time.
Their activities are not necessarily bad, but definately against the rules. Often sneak out of the house in the dead of night.
I was less a wild child and more of a depraved pyromaniac, burning down telephone poles on the weekends.
by Laocoon July 1, 2006
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child of the 80s

A person born roughly between 1972 and 1984. They were little kids in the at some point in the 80s and so enjoyed toys and cartoons from that era like He-Man, She-Ra, Care Bears, GI Joe, Transformers, Jem, etc.
Also called and 80s kid or 80s child.
A true child of the 80s remembers Nickelodeon before Nicktoons, TV without The Simpsons, when MTV played videos only, and when the Disney Channel played their movies and classic cartoons and having it was like having HBO.
by New English December 29, 2008
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child

An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
by Jack Wyatt May 28, 2007
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Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.
Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.
by Laura Hall January 7, 2004
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chilb

a penis so small no one can even see it also known as a poppy or a ploppy

a penis so small its physically impossible to see let alone masturbate
wow that poppy sure has a ploppy god i would cry if i had a chilb

i cant even find your ploppy it must be a chilb
by they call me ploppy July 18, 2010
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