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cheating

"I was having fun with bob's test answers." "I was having fun with your best friend." "I was having fun in that video game."
by The Evil One April 7, 2005
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cheating

1. What the rich and powerful do.
2. What you have done at one point or another in your life.
Cheating usually breaks the rules. Cheating also consists of lying most times in order to get what is desired. This is why cheaters live in the land of milk and honey and the honest/book smart are just barely getting by.

Name any person who is successful, rich, or powerful and I guarantee you they "cheated" in some way to get there.

Here are a few examples:

Christopher Columbus (Rapist)
Enron
Richard Nixon (Watergate)
Ronald Reagan (Drug Dealer, Reaganomics)
George Bush Sr. and Jr. (Oil, Terrorism)
Bill Gates (Windows)
Solomon Smith and Barney
Dick Cheney
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart (Insider Trading)
Milli Vanilli (Lip Syncing)
Vanilla Ice (Making money off David Bowie and Mc Hammer)
Tonya Harding (Conspiracy to harm Nancy Kerrigan)
P. Diddy (Theft/Overuse of samples, Bribery)
Kanye West (Overuse of samples)
Any successful mainstream rapper
You
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by Black Oasis March 9, 2007
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cheating

Getting extra marks for cunning.
"I hear the teacher caught you cheating on the test"
"Yeah, apparently they don't allow extra marks for cunning."
by Sqrrl101 May 7, 2005
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Chesticles

A womans melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts.
"Man, did you see that chicks chesticles?"
by FriskeyFreemont October 19, 2006
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chatting noise

Chatting noise is when an individual's claims are based on fallcy and no truth leaving the recipiant to belive the said individual is a waste of his or her time.
Gabe is pissing me off, he's been chatting noise allday
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chitties

chitties is putting titties and chechies together. Somehow it sounds asfunny to hear as to say in place of either chechie or titties. Those all can be used for small boobies.
No more saying itty bitty titty committee, now let's use chitties. Chitties is the new way to talk about those lil boobie girls walking around.
by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018
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cheating

when your (now ex) boyfriend goes to a friend's house and gets "drunk" and "high" and let's a girl he doesn't even know fuck him . knowing damn well you'll find out, he just admits it straight up and gives the excuse that he was too stoned to remember what happened or too drunk to know what he got himself into. therefore, leading to your breakup.
My boyfriend went to someone's house and fucked his friend's cousin. Uh oh, looks like cheating.
by thinkinglikeagirl April 24, 2019
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