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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019
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Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017
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Idaho Cheesecake

Its a move where you your buddy and your sexual partner Shit, piss, and cum, in your friends mouth stir it up and him swallow it, make him vomit the mixture up, bake it in a cake and consume.
I had a 3 some and dod the idaho cheesecake
by Ppschlongeater999 November 23, 2021
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Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew
Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?
by QOS_69 November 23, 2019
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Cherry Cheesecake

When you creampie a female while shes on her period, and the nut drips out her cooch with red streaks in it.
Tom "Dis you give that girl at the party a Cherry Cheesecake?"

Jim "Hell yeah I did!"
by Lil CrabRangoon January 22, 2022
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Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake

The act of grating the smegma from underneath a male appendage’s foreskin and dusting it on a cheesecake.
I went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered a Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake. Shit was bussin’.
by Bootyholetickler69 May 28, 2023
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Cheesecake

A slang term for cheating used in South Africa after a story of a man cheating on his wife by backing his mistress a cheesecake, among other things, got national attention.
My boyfriend cheesecaked me

I just got cheesecaked on

I think my girlfriend backed someone a cheesecake
by YugoslavianUmqombothi November 8, 2022
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