Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.

TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”

by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023

cheezing

Absolutely demolishing something/someone so hard that they obtain cheese-like characteristics. The worst case being that it actually turns into a cheese.

Me: Guys, the math test was so easy! I literally was cheezing it so hard.
Lizzo: Wow you really demolished it, it almost looks good enough to eat!
My math teacher: What the flip?! You hecking cheezed the test so hard that I accidentally turned it into a grilled cheese!
Me: What can I say, I'm just sigma like that...

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

Cheesing

A sexual act in which a man mansutbates for an extended period of time while leaking small amounts of semen which later turns into smegma under the foreskin.

Jon: Bro yesterday i spent the whole day cheesing
Bill: Yeah i can see the huge white spot on your pants you fool

by GayFromTheMachine July 23, 2024

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Cheesing on my Schwonz

To be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-
Other guy: Hey don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Cheering on people's deaths

Is no different than advocating for the death penalty.

Hym "Cheering on people's deaths is proof that you ALSO want your political enemies dead. Why is it that you think advocating for it is worse? I mean, if you're like Frankie over there, you don't just want them to die but you want them to live a miserable life and die in disgrace and you want YOU to be directly responsible for them having to love a miserable life. Which is just a slower and more sadistic way of killing someone. You're just a big of piece of shit as they are. Don't delude yourself. Rest in piss? Remember that? You're only not advocating for their death to escape liability. And no other reason"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2024

Cherping

(Pronounced Kirp-ing)

The act of having intercourse with somebody, leaving cum, shit, blood, and piss in their assholes, peeing on the mixture, and adding Coca-Cola and Mentos to create a human volcano

Hey Jim, I just picked up some Coca-Cola and Mentos. Let's get to cherping!

by Nic Durnell April 30, 2025