Skip to main content

chasing the white rabbit

Chasing the white rabbit is a governmental term, in which we use to describe peoples fascination with chasing down the truth, following leads, even if it takes them down a path of deception. The Department of Defense knows that people will investigate stories overheard in the public or talked about in popular media or locations, and so we can create pools of fabricated beliefs in society, by putting misinformation out in the public about specific subjects. We call it chasing the white rabbit when we create a cover story, that leads a person down a path to misunderstanding. We create thousands of cover stories to deliberately throw off the public, and to fabricate wide spread confusion about anything the government is doing or even things the government is not doing, so that everyone is confused and tricked into not believing something they hear or leads them to having false beliefs about something.
Example: The government recently tested a directed-energy weapon to blanket the United States in snow, as part of a weather control operation. In order to divert peoples attention from the methods of how we did it, we created several cover stories that the snow was chemically created or made of nanobots, which had people literally burning snow and trying to explain why it turned black and didn't melt on live TV. In their endless pursuit of understanding this problem, the public engaged in chasing the white rabbit, completely wasting their time and never getting to the truth. Everyone then dismissed the claims as mere conspiracy theories, when in fact the snow was really manufactured, just using different means (we used a directed energy weapon to redirect cold air from Alaska, diverting the jet stream, among other classified methods).

In fact, the CIA was tied to developing weapons to do just this last year by popular sources of news like Fox News.
by w0g February 20, 2014
mugGet the chasing the white rabbit mug.

Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy are a pop/punk band from Sydney, Australia. Consisting of Justin Kent, Peter Fawcett and Brad Fawcett.
How awesome was Chasing Amy's gig last night
by 883223 October 14, 2009
mugGet the Chasing Amy mug.

Charging Rhino

To put one's penis between one's legs and expose one's penis and ass to all surrounding people. This setup is often followed by the rhino running backwards after any audience, while bending over, simulating a rhino in a stampede, looking for a place to butt his horn.
"Man, he just charging rhinoed all of the swimmer boys in the locker room, until he found the right gazelle to take advantage of."
by blueskysrain January 14, 2006
mugGet the Charging Rhino mug.

Chasing That Fat Rabbit

(1) Trying to have sex with a female.
(2) Attempting to talk a female into going to bed with you.
(1) Male1: Why you trying to get with her shes a hoe! Male2: I'm Just Chasing That Fat Rabbit!
(2) Male1: come hang out with your boys tonight. We gonna be Chasing That Fat Rabbit.
by I'm FT B! April 23, 2007
mugGet the Chasing That Fat Rabbit mug.

chafing

Usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.

Or

To Chafe

After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.
"What a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. I need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show"

"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"
by Goulden March 23, 2007
mugGet the chafing mug.

Chasing the Dragonfly

Chasing The Dragonfly is term coined by Nick Gardner and Alec Nichols for shooting up heroin. The dragonfly is a symbol for heroin. The chasing part comes from of how you chase the liquid down into your veins using a syringe.
Nick: *pulls out syringe full of heroin.*
Alec: What are you doing man?
Nick: Chasing the Dragonfly emaBrosa.
Alec: Dude, that's awesome.
Nick: Yep, we're all just trees man.
Alec: Dude where's the dragonfly running off to man?
Nick: I don't know, but I feel like listening to some Jonny Craig man..
by WhenBoySetsFire February 28, 2011
mugGet the Chasing the Dragonfly mug.

Onahole chafing

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.
Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.
by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019
mugGet the Onahole chafing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email