chapped

the description of excitement/joy or happiness

maxwell: i am so chapped that i won the competition

Cody: i’m so proud of you!

by toastysamwich13 March 9, 2022

Chaps

Synonym for "children", mainly is rural southern areas.

Someone get those chaps out of the street.

by Duke no. 11 July 24, 2022

Chap

Casually Hired and Polite

Man #1: Man, where can we get a bite to eat?
Man #2: The chaps at Han's Cafe serve by far the best eats.

by Bogan of the Desert April 13, 2019

chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

Chap

When you finally understand something. Ah! I Chapped!

Wow! Thanks for explaining! Now I Chap!

by Datboy____peanuts April 17, 2024