Jizzney Channel

A channel that involves girls and boys making pop poosic and making out.

Over the years, the poosic went from erectro-bubblecum to crappy trap.

The girls and boys argue about their lives and relationships before having sex and finally having children.
Some instances even involve rape scenes in the shows and poovies.

Anyone watching Jizzney Channel will be poosessed by its disgusting nature and turn into mentally retarded rapists.

You: What the hell are you watching.
Me: I’m on Jizzney Channel.
You: Why’s that.
Me: It’s all I can watch.
You: Well I hope you’re careful because it can make people weird.
Me: Still can’t find anything else.
You: Oh boy.

by gregben March 14, 2022

chili channel

Rectum, Anus.

Darlene likes it in the4 chile channel

by Hormel January 9, 2004

Bristol Channel

As related to Bristols. A woman's cleavage, particularly a large example thereof.

I'd like to sail my Battleship into her Bristol Channel

by TheBristolChanneler June 14, 2008

fuse channel

it's just fucking Mtv all over again

SuCK DICK FAGGOTS

by FUCK MUSIC VIDEOS,THEY'RE GAY! August 11, 2004

History Channel

A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.

"Dude, today at the library, i watched the history channel several times"

"Man, that's fuckin sick"

by Jumpsuit of Stealth April 12, 2006

fuse channel

pussy nu metal and pussy whining emo and pussy uranium and pussy rap

all they need is TRL and reality shows!

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

by REAL MUSIC LOVER August 17, 2004

The Hitler Channel

BBC - Once a beacon of democracy and western culture, now another tool of Post-Nazi faschist propoganda.

BBC: Today's weather is *sieg heil!* around 83 degrees, *you are slaves to the capitalist hordes!* with a slight chance of clouds *the Jews control everything!* Some rain is expected *all hail der Fuhrer!* with a slight chance of chill *burn the infidels!*. Also today, Jennifer Aniston has queefed around 4.55 PM - this shocking story and more later on this evening's News Hour with Jim Lehrer. BBC news, have a nice day and Heil Hitler *Good-bye*. ...Wait did I just say...

by l0lp00ncl00n January 23, 2005