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chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
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bed room cardboard

Bed room cardboard is when you cum onto your (or someone elses) bed sheets and leave to dry resulting in hard and crispy bed sheets
I forgot to clean up after i finished jerking last night. Hope my mom dont see all my Bed Room Cardboard
by Ska Face92 June 29, 2008
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Dirty Carpool

While on the dance floor three or more people line up and run a sex train, can be vaginal, anal and/or oral.
DUDE! Three chicks just did a dirty carpool right in the middle of the dance floor!
by J and J Weiners November 3, 2010
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Cardboard box

A dull and boring person who lacks an imaginative spark. A person who is not scintillated by life and breaks no rules. He dresses plainly, speaks calmly and is dependable and faithful. He does not have any hobbies or any interests other than earning his bread and butter. He is common, found easily and pleased quickly.
"Oh! Tom is such a cardboard box. He completely lacks intuition, is a bore to communicate with as he has no fresh ideas of his own and peddles out mundane and dull facts all the time."
by fiery living April 18, 2010
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Carpool

When 2 or more men simultaneously jerk off into the same toilet, sending their children together off to school.
We will never have children of our own since we alwayz carpool together.
by pittycent & Hicksie April 1, 2009
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Cardboard

"He's got cardboard banter."
"You're jokes are cardboard."
by Donnyrightere December 2, 2016
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Cardboard Cutout

A boring person with nothing about them. Say's nothing & contributes nothing.
Hey, that Simon is a fucking cardboard cutout!
by The Bomb 2020 August 27, 2020
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