circus freak

A male driver of any age characterized by an excessively large and high cowboy hat visable through the back window of what is typically a tricked out dualie pickup truck, but could be any vehicle. Typically drives in a manner inconsistent with yours. At first glance looks like Bulwinkle driving the car.

How can that circus freak fit in that Pinto with that hat on?

by Hot_East February 6, 2009

circustances

A situation that arises when a bunch of dumb-ass clowns and one-trick ponies try to make something happen in a work meeting. Also usually involves some under-handed knife throwing.

Under the circustances, we'll be lucky if we ever get this train out of the station!

by Watrgrl December 22, 2014

Circus

A collective noun, referring to a large group of midgets

There was a circus of midgets at the park today.

The Juarez family children are a circus of midgets.

The circus of midgets are angry that we do not refer to them as "little people"

by o0st0ned0o June 27, 2010

Circus dick

A dick so big it belongs in a circus side show.

Becca loves circus dick.

by Capricorn3 October 22, 2010

circus atari

chaotic and crazy

the party was out of control, total circus atari

by Lar-o December 3, 2003

circus-animally

used to decribe a situation that is out of control, commonly involving a large group of people resulting in one big cluster fuck. see also Barnum and Bailey ass and shit storm

I hate going to the grocery store on the day they pass out food-stamps because its so goddamn circus-animally

by phinny January 17, 2006

circus wank

Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.

Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?

by Steve the Snake January 15, 2008