Canadian Body Double

The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.

I had to meet Kayla's Mother so I brought my Canadian Body Double.

by Q_QUILLIAM May 12, 2016

Canadian Stranger

This is an advanced manuever folks, and it takes teamwork. First, you being fucking your girl doggy-style in front of a rather large window. Then, you carefully have a buddy or yours swap in and continue fucking her without her knowing there's been a trade. The Canadian Stranger is complete when you walk outside and wave to her as she's being fucked by your friend.

"I can't believe she dumped me after Craig & I Canadian Stranger'ed her last night."

by lambiquiter August 27, 2009

canadianism

A word used predominatly by Canadians. See the paragraph in my example.

Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of CC at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a shit disturber and whatnot.
Every linked word is a Canadianism.

by Weens September 24, 2005

The lost canadian people

When the current "Canadians", the warrior matriach society and it's ruling misogynistic, wife-killing emperor took over what is widely known of as "Canada", the kind and gentle, oddly-accented "real" canadians were trapped in cages in what is falsely known of as NewFoundland,by the evil walrii (allegedly). The Current inhabitants who are reknowned as being with out judicial law, and live by a very direct and brutally literal interpretation of "surival of the fittest" as well as with the implementation of mandatory drinking laws, will imitate a relatively peaceful, reasonabley patriarchal (see equality of the sexes), democratic society, lead by their "prime minister" who is rumoured to really be a robot placed there by the evil walrii in order to distract the rest of the world from the "fake" canadians, and therefore essentially their own activities (which are largly unknown of by the "fake canadians", and the rest of the world). The imitation starts whenever a "foreigner" enters the country that is not otherwise garaunteed to keep utterly quite, and cannot be forced to be married to a female "fake" canadian, towns and cities are alerted to a foreingers nearness by a complicated alert system, even though the routine "tagging" of arriving foreingers at borders makes available many modes of tracking them that are easier, and more efficient. The governemnt is very deep and many layered, and many parts of it are actually entirely unaware of the other parts, government having little to do with, or awareness of the general populace, and vice versa(see fake canadian culture). The "fake" canadians are actually entirely unaware of the "real" canadians, or where the idea to imitate a democracy and install a fake prime minister came from, as they are more intent on battling to the death over property, aquiring wealth through the appropriating of entire families by a marriage and duel combination, and drinking levels of whiskey considered lethal for any human being (for more on "fake" canadian culture see fake canadian culture). The "Real" Canadians (RCP) have been in cages it is believed since some time in 1867, and the evil walrii have managed to keep them entirely hidden. Some disguised walrii soldiers having opened a zoo, and forced the "real" canadians to wear animal costumes, coupled with the vaporised hallucinogens they spray at people as the enter the zoo, this has been sucessful at passing the poor gentle "real" canadians off as zoo creatures, and making money.
There is some debate as to whether or not it is in fact the current "fake" canadian inhabitants who are technically the "real" canadians, due to the estimated time of their take over. As "Canada" only truly became it's own country in that same year and it is unknown exactly when in 1867 that the "fake canadians" arrived.

Who are The lost Canadian people anyway?

by James Dracon February 22, 2008

Canadian Anthem

For people who don't know the National Anthem of Canada

(English)

O Canada, Our home and native land
True patriot love in all thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The True North strong and free
From far and wide O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

(French)
O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix.
Ton histoire est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

BTW Canadians don't sound ANYTHING like the british (accents I mean) lots of people think canadians sound british, I'm canadian and I don't think we sound british but we don't exactly the same as americans either and some of us do say 'eh' and 'meh' alot but everyone else says 'meh' don't they? And we do NOT live in igloos if we did we'd be homeless in the summer cuz they'd melt cuz it gets up to 30C (about 60F I think) and Mounties or RCMP Officers only wear their red uniforms for special occaisions (sp?) like Remeberence Day (I think it's Veterans Day in the US) and if you come to Canada to see a polar bear you'd have to go up to Nunavut, The North West Teritories or (maybe) the Yukon and French Canadians have a different accent from people in France and Simple Plan are from Montreal YAY!!! Their a good band eh? And Canadians spell some words with 'u' like: Colour, Favourite, etc. and a 'Double Double' is a coffee of any size with 2-cream and 2-sugar. The word is usally used at Tim Hortens (A Cafe you can also by sandwichs, soup and dounuts) and in Canada it's only cold in the winter (not all year-round) and the highest the snow has been in my life time (in the prov. I live in) was 86cm (about 3 feet) And O Canada (The Canadian Anthem) does NOT go to the tune of O Christmas Tree it has it's own tune (maybe some day I'll play it on my flute and record then upload it... or you could google Canadian National Anthem) and the coldest winter I remeber was the winter of 05-06 and it got down to -50C!! (-50F I think... Fernehiet(sp?) is confusing) but usally in late october it starts snowing and then it stops until late november and then in the middle of december it gets to -30C (-20F) and then by christmas it warms up a little and then in january it's back to -30C (-20F) then spring comes along and 'Poutine' was invented by the french canadians and it's frys, gravy and mozzerella cheese, it's good. I think I'm done... now you know some stuff about Canadians... I should go to America some day it sounds interesting.

by A person from Canada December 9, 2008

canadian sex acts

Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.

Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.

by Mueller18 September 10, 2014

canadian car bomb

Like the Irish Car Bomb, but made of all Canadian ingredients. Baileys is exchanged with 100% Pure Maple Syrup. Pour one can of Molson (or other Canadian beer) into a glass. Pour syrup into the bottom of a shotglass. Pour your favourite Canadian whiskey (Canadian Classic or Gibson's are prefered) on top the syrup. Drop the shotglass into the glass of beer and chug. Has a nice aftertaste (syrup) and does not curdle. Enjoy!

For Canada Day, me and my buddies enjoyed a canadian car bomb eh?

by Wehmeier December 16, 2007