Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat 

When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"

*in the middle of a CoD sesh*

Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"

The lads: "Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat."

RIP
brebs

Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat by Nohandelswereavailablesoichone March 12, 2016

can of whoop ass 

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

can of whoop ass by mandingoh December 10, 2004

can opener 

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

can opener by WT87 July 15, 2011

Can of Ass Whoop 

The thing i'mma pull out on you, mothafucka

I told that bitch that I was gonna pull out a can of ass whoop on him if he didnt shut up.

Can of Ass Whoop by The_Mothafuckin_Man January 3, 2009

Can't break my stride!

An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.

Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!

Can't break my stride! by randomserb October 8, 2011

can of squelch 

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.

0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.

can of squelch by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011

Can Don't 

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.

"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".

Can Don't by Gmaxx January 28, 2013