Brown crayon

You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.

by Leonard1541452 November 25, 2017

Crayon

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

by Krista April 21, 2005

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

by Ass Captain December 9, 2007

Crayon eater

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)

*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."

by Krispycannon June 28, 2021

Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.

"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"

by Leasw March 3, 2009