cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

cogheart

Person who loves bikes.

He was a true cogheart

by Ultramole April 10, 2018

Coghurp

Cough hiccup burp

Hey, nice coghurp

by Vincent scap April 19, 2019

cogscheddis

The broad distribution of information where you are getting fucked.

Just saw that cogscheddis report and it looks like we are getting fucked again by home office.

by Ama Dablam November 7, 2019

Cog077

A shit poster who is insecure about himself so he has to go on Urban Dictionary to validate himself. Someone who does not understand the definition of Cogs of War. Maybe he doesn't have friends or family. Maybe he does and they just saw how much of a douchenozzle he / she is. Poor baby.

Who's that person that likes to post a lot of shit?? Oh yeah cog077. That person who has nothing better to do thank fuck with people.

by Fixxedit1030 December 4, 2019

cognoscent

when a person of typically superior knowledge and intelligence quite simply has momentarily last their capability to spell and mistakes this tragic butcher job of a word with the correct 'cognizant'

We need to be cognoscent of this going forward

by schmartee February 24, 2020

Cognisize

Becoming aware that when you get a hard it’s all in your head.

Cognisize; cognisized; cognisizes (v) : I wish I could cognisize this hard on To really be 3 in. Longer, but its all in my head.

by Longbackdorsea November 29, 2020