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Adjective: The condition of not being able to avoid scalping your ex.
Honestly judge I had to scalp him there was no other option he was exscalpable.
by Longbackdorsea December 05, 2020

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Adjective: The condition of not being able to avoid scalping your ex.
Honestly judge I had to scalp him there was no other option he was exscalpable.
by Longbackdorsea December 05, 2020

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Becoming aware that when you get a hard it’s all in your head.
Cognisize; cognisized; cognisizes (v) : I wish I could cognisize this hard on To really be 3 in. Longer, but its all in my head.
by Longbackdorsea November 29, 2020

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