cloutgod

clout god is JWs Bestfriend also known as TC. Clout god has unlimited clout. If you talk to the Clout God clout will be given to you.

Dang Jacobs Bestfriend is really the Cloutgod.

by jwbestie November 2, 2018

cloutmeed

When you combine omeed with clout, you create this term.

This word combines the genius and stupidity it takes to create
such an insanely useless but not useless Instagram page.

Started as a joke page, but now its a movement.

Join the fucking clout family

Jonathan: Hey man, do you fucking follow @cloutmeed on instagram?

Bob: No bro I don't
Jonathan: Are you fucking stupid?

Bob: Alright bro chill! I joined!
Jonathan: Bet, wanna smash?
Bob: ye :)

by cloutmeed November 7, 2018

Cloutery

Articles of clothing or objects that gain the user some clout.

What kind of cloutery you wearin today?

by Steelfoam April 5, 2019

Clout God

A ÇLØÜT GÖD is someone who has TOO MUCH CLOUT. They are the ONE and ONLY reason the Earth has not imploded in on it's self. They wear sexy ass glasses and assert their dominance by t-posing. With these traits added up, one truly becomes a "ÇLØÜT GÖD"

Person 1- Look at the guy over there with those red glasses.
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?

by I<3Uz July 22, 2019

Clout

Eli

Eli is clout

by Cloutgodog October 2, 2019

clout chaser

A desperate attention whore that will do ANYTHING to get noticed. Fundamentally driven by the same need that inspires virtue signalling, but different in one sense. Virtue signalling attempts to garner attention by exploiting outrage culture, whereas idiot kids got the idea that acting up and being the class clown was the proper way to get attention. Often found on social media doing outrageous things for clicks. Tendency to latch onto anything that's trending and milk it for views.

"Hey, did you hear about that guy who went around licking ice cream?"
"Oh yeah. They're licking toilet seats now. Fucking clout chasers. Did you hear about that one who went around jumping on tombstones?"

by UDUser4820 April 3, 2020

Clout Check

When you get called out - or call out someone for - thirsty af clout chasing behavior.

I clout checked him for shouting himself out in his own Instagram story.

by Clout Check Podcast July 11, 2020