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The Goof-Clap

The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.
by bewbays January 24, 2016
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Fag Clap

A form of clapping where the whole body is used and the hands are held above the head clapping violently while slightly rocking forward. Most commonly seen at eighties artists rock and roll concerts.
Oh man, I think I pulled something rocking out the hard core fag clap at a Bruce Springsteen concert last night.
by biggreenford January 7, 2011
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Titty Clap

When having sexy with a large breasted girl the rhythmatic thrust causes her breast to slap together repeatedly. This can be affected by the size of the breast and power of the thrust. Best results achieved when ther girl is 34DD cup size or bigger and in the missionary or cowgirl position.
Samantha - So what's position does your boyfriend like best?

Jane - Well, I prefer doggy, but he's a breast guy so he likes when I get on top and pogo stick his dick. He says it makes for a nice Titty Clap.
by Daddy_Eros August 29, 2010
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scrotum clap

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.
"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"
by Nate & Barry September 8, 2005
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boom snap clap

to have sexual intercourse, especially sodomy, with (someone) {trans.}

(of two people) to have sexual intercourse {intrans.}

Adopted in particular by young homosexual males after the hand game known as "boom snap clap" was popularized by Miley Cyrus.
Joe's goodbye to Stevie was tearful as the two of them had been boom snap clapping for the past several months.
by grashness July 26, 2010
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soul clap

The "soul clap" is a particular rhythm: it means clapping on the eighth notes of a beat.
sick beat on your rap, old man soul clap
by the other Mose July 16, 2006
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Stinky Dome Clap

When a male doesn't shower in over 8 months and allows grundle cheese to build up in the foreskin of an uncircumsised penis and then slaps a girl/man in the face with his penis causing all the grundle cheese to come oozing out of the foreskin onto the face of a girl/man
Evan Busch was getting me mad so i snuck into his room and gave him a stinky dome clap
by Buschyballs September 26, 2010
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