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Cincinnati Oyster Bib

The act of wearing a bib while pissing into your own mouth, in mouth situations not swallowing it until your mouth is full or you run out of piss.
"Why are you wearing a bib and pissing into your mouth?"
"Dude it's the Cincinnati Oyster Bib!"
"That doesn't explain the piss."
"Yes it does."
by Been-gals April 14, 2010
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cincinnati air freshener

n. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to experiance
Dude 1:dude i just totally cincinnati air freshener'ed that elevator
Dude 2:dude youre whack
by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006
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Cincinnati side-pocket

When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.
Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.
by rectacular April 3, 2008
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Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.
by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011
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Cincinnati Water Slide

When you piss on a thot hookers fake tits and spit a loogie into your stream so it waterslides down her cleavage.
"Dude, I gave this thot the best Cincinnati Water Slide of her life with my accuracy, when the loogie hit I came like a fire extinguisher"
by Wraith FourTwenty February 19, 2017
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Cincinnati Panini Press

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.
My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.
by Sunday funday kids February 9, 2020
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Cincinnati Stick Shift

When a male fits an entire screwdriver into his erect penis, leaving only the handle protruding.
I was horny last night and figured that nothing would hit the spot quite like a good, old fashioned Cincinnati Stick Shift.
by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016
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