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christmas sniper

That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.
Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.
by Jacy C December 22, 2008
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Christmas Storied

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.
"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."
by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009
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Christmas drizzle

Get your peeped very hard, dip it in glue pretending that it is peepe juice. Next shred wraping paper and sprinkle it on your peepee and go ooga booga some friends.
by Krooty May 6, 2018
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Christmas Adam Eve

The day preceding Christmas Adam (which is the day before Christmas Eve).
My favorite day of the year is Christmas Adam Eve, or December 22!
by speedy0901 December 27, 2011
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christmas kush

(n) limited edition high-grade indica with a hint of pine taste for the christmas season
Christmas kush produces many trichromes.
by dankasaurus November 29, 2009
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christmas bud

-good chronic marijuana usually sold around winter time or christmas
-also referred to as christmas weed
Man, this Christmas bud is good shit
by nicole December 12, 2004
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christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.
i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year
by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008
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