girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

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Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.

Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

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chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

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obviously the original word would be crucify or crucified, but this twist is defined as follows:
when someone swears at you a LOT you feel or have been cursified! yah

present tense: cursify
don't cursify me!
or
stop cursifying me!

i feel cursified by your reams of profanity.

by monkeyleap April 21, 2014

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certifiable

British slang for "insane". Derived from "certifiably insane".

The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.

by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005

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Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

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