Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
by Panther007 August 05, 2012
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phantom cell phone

the feeling or thought that your cell phone is or has gone off when it really hasn't gone off at all.
"I think i just got a text.......WTF no i didn't" "dude you just had phantom cell phone"
by fat ass 1234 January 06, 2009
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Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
by @theosus September 12, 2011
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cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.
by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014
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wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell
by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021
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pink cell phone

After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .
I pink cell phoned with this chick yesterday.
by Masterkor73 February 15, 2007
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cell phone party

When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)
Nick:hey are you goin to that cell phone party
Jordan M:Hells ye nick we gunna have a good time!
by ale g 288 March 11, 2008
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