Cantinflas

Persona of Mario Moreno. Best Mexican comedian to be in films. Charlie Chaplin considered him the greatest comedian ever.

Cantinflas was the greatest comedian, verdad chato?

by buhnijm May 7, 2018

Co captin

The front seat side passenger that works as the driver's hands. Holds drink's, texts, shift's gear's, changes stations..

Dude, your my co captin on my way up to Florida.

by MotherFuckingShit February 28, 2009

carbivore

- someone who doesn't mind eating carbs all the time.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.

Girl: Whoa! You finished an entire pizza in under 10 minutes?!

Guy: Can't blame me. I'm a carbivore.

by neenyoww February 9, 2013

ropey cacti

when you get out of the shower after a long period of time when you step out your dick is all shriveld up and the dead skin is all over the place and hurts when you touch it

ouch i got ropey cacti in my fingers

by HULKSMASH112233445566 April 27, 2009

caption says it all

When you describe a post and the caption says everything about the photo.

Cuke Lage: look at Liams new post it says caption says it all.
Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

995 carbine

a semi automatic assualt rifle that is highly reliable made by Hi-Point firearms (not sure about name) thatwas popularised by the columbine massacre

oh shit eric just pulled out a 995 carbine, no escape from him!

by The Great Corholio March 9, 2017

Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.

"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"

by QuinnyT October 28, 2009