capital dick

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.

Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards

by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014

Racial Capitalism

A form of capitalism in which parties capitalize on the idea of them being progressive or them favoring any person who is in a racial minority (in the region) or any woman.

This can be done through propaganda, advertisements, misleading or false data, or by hiring mostly racial minorities or women.

Many colleges are using racial capitalism.

by 🐖 🍴 July 2, 2018

capitalism, ho!

Is a sentence that appears often in Recettear.

When you're selling something,it will say
"capitalism, ho!"

by TheCringeyWeeb November 19, 2016

Capital Typer

A person who types like this

Hi I Am A Person Who Loves Cats And Guinea Pigs And I Hate Dogs

Why are people such Capital Typers?

by omgitsme23 August 28, 2017

Capital Immunity

A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)

I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.

by TheWon(one) October 24, 2017

Capitalist’nt

A communist.

Joseph Stalin was a Capitalist’nt

by Southern Soviet July 21, 2018